Boathammer : Age of Bloggening

July 4, 2008

The Massive Multireader Online Rolereading Blog

Filed under: Totally True — boatorious @ 11:00 am

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To truly serve the fans of the MMORPG, Warhammer : Age of Reckoning, we here at Boathammer have decided you need a new type of blog. A web 4.0 blog. A blog that is actually a game.

(At this point you should start humming some theme music in your head. If you hum something public domain that would save us some money, we would appreciate it.)

Welcome to Boathammer : Age of Bloggening! Thanks to our innovative design, we guarantee that we’ll be the best game blogging game that you’ve ever seen!

Just look at our feature list (WARNING : NOT YET IMPLEMENTED)

  • Multiple Modes of Advancement : You can advance in comments posted, trolling, lurking, or cursing
  • Comment Dyes : Earn the right to post in custom colors! Pre-orders will get unique comment dyes that will never be available again!
  • Guilds : Just respond to a comment to join that person’s guild! To quit a guild, don’t respond to that person’s comments!
  • Comment Combat : Players of the opposing faction can delete or alter your comments!
  • RVR : RVR included!

Or take a look at our implemented features :

  • 15 dollar monthly subscription fee : Just stick 15 dollars cash in an envelope, go to the park, and duct tape it to the bottom of the bench by the tree. It’s that easy!
  • For non-US residents : please attach the envelope to helium balloon, wait until the wind is blowing towards the US, and release.
  • For US residents, if you find a balloon with an envelope attached to it : That’s mine. Please stick an additional 15 dollars into it, go to the park, and duct tape it to the bottom of the bench by the tree.
  • Released in 2011 : YEAH!

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